Hi, Ray. I'm not sure if you've had a chance to check the network from work, but a building in Insincerity was blown up during a party tonight, and Andy was caught up in it. He's in our spare room. If you wouldn't mind keeping an eye on him, I'd appreciate. I've got to go make a blood donation to a vampire for related reasons, but I've got tomorrow off, if you'd like to have lunch together?
There's pancake batter in the fridge if you're hungry when you get home. I love you.
[ The flooding is gone and Fraser is back at work, keeping the parks in good condition. But after everything that's happened, he really doesn't want to let Ray out of his sight. He misses working with him. So Ray gets pointless texts from him almost daily. Like this one. ]
Hi, Ray. I just realized I neglected to tell you this morning how handsome you look.
Knowing as I do that you value forthrightness and accountability, (I recall a certain instance where you asked me to verbally acknowledge that I was about to endanger your life in a wildly bizarre way, for example) there is something I feel I should tell you. Also, Andy prised it out of me, and it seemed unfair that he should know and you should not. Also, given the nature of our partnership, you may find the information relevant.
Anyway, I'm having what might be referred to by some as a crisis of identity. I'm working to resolve it and I'm sure it's nothing to be concerned about.
[Under the tree this year Ray and Ben get to share a set of mugs that look suspiciously hand made and a good rip off of Rae Dunn. Thankfully, at least, they both stand upright and are wrapped in crinkled paper. He'd have liked to shop for more but you know, whole identity crisis going on right now regarding possession and being dead. Card still reads "have a holly jolly Christmas" and is signed love, Andy Jr.]
Good news bad news (but mostly good) Strange says he's willing to teach us some magic to help out Junior But it's gotta be all three of us or no dice Also he's in jail right now, so, you know We gotta wait on that
un: Cst.B.Fraser; text
Hi, Ray. Are they keeping you busy tonight?
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un: Cst.B.Fraser; text
There's pancake batter in the fridge if you're hungry when you get home. I love you.
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un: Cst.B.Fraser; text
Hi, Ray. I just realized I neglected to tell you this morning how handsome you look.
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un: Cst.B.Fraser; text
Knowing as I do that you value forthrightness and accountability, (I recall a certain instance where you asked me to verbally acknowledge that I was about to endanger your life in a wildly bizarre way, for example) there is something I feel I should tell you. Also, Andy prised it out of me, and it seemed unfair that he should know and you should not. Also, given the nature of our partnership, you may find the information relevant.
Anyway, I'm having what might be referred to by some as a crisis of identity. I'm working to resolve it and I'm sure it's nothing to be concerned about.
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un: Cst.B.Fraser; text
text; un: ray.k
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group text to Cst.B.Fraser and andysr
We need a set plan for if I wind up being all commandable
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group text to Cst.B.Fraser and andysr
But first you gotta promise not to be mad at me
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text; un: BendMeOver1225 (misfire)
text; un: SpankMe35
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un: wand_in_hand_xxx
How soon do you think you would be ready to leave when the students are gone?
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Dad Group Text
Strange says he's willing to teach us some magic to help out Junior
But it's gotta be all three of us or no dice
Also he's in jail right now, so, you know
We gotta wait on that
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